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Ah, pigeons—nature's feathered freeloaders and the unofficial mascots of urban chaos. Why do they get so much hate, you ask? Well, let's dive into the world of these little sky rats. First of all, have you notice that every country has pigeons - they're everywhere. How the fuck did this one species end up on every continent?
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Pigeons are the ultimate freeloaders. They're the friends who always show up to the party but never bring anything. They waddle around, cooing innocently, but the moment you look away, they're stealing your French fries or that last piece of pizza crust you were saving. And let’s not forget their impeccable aim when it comes to "decorating" freshly washed cars. It's like they've got a vendetta against cleanliness.

Then there's the fact that pigeons are the original "manspreaders" of the bird world. Have you ever tried to walk down a busy city street, only to have a pigeon stubbornly refuse to move out of the way? It's like they think they own the place! And don't even get me started on their incessant cooing. It's like they’re practicing for an opera nobody wants tickets to.

People also love to point out that pigeons are dirty. Sure, they might not be the most hygienic of creatures, but let's be real—if we had to live off breadcrumbs and garbage, we wouldn't look too fresh either. Besides, they're not dirty; they're just... environmentally adaptable. Yeah, let's go with that.

In conclusion, pigeons get a lot of hate because they're the urban equivalent of that one annoying roommate who eats your food, makes a mess, and leaves strange noises in the middle of the night. But deep down, maybe we’re just jealous of their carefree lifestyle—no bills, no worries, just an endless buffet of crumbs and a sky full of adventures. So next time you see a pigeon, give it a break. Or at least try to avoid its flight path!